Your Website Is Getting Roasted
Paste your URL. AI burns your design and copy to the ground — then hands you a professional fix report.
No sign-up needed for a preview · Takes 30 seconds · Results are brutal
Brutal honesty. Actionable fixes.
RoastMyWebsite combines AI comedy with real design critique — so you laugh, cringe, and actually improve.
Brutally Honest
No sugar-coating. Real feedback on what's broken — design, copy, layout, all of it.
Pro Fix Report
Every roast comes with a full PDF breakdown + prioritised action plan you can hand to a dev.
Share-Worthy
Your roast card is made for Twitter. The shame is the point — and it drives real traffic.
How it works
Three steps. Thirty seconds. A lifetime of design regret (fixed).
Paste your URL
Drop in any website URL — your own, a client's, or someone you want to embarrass.
AI roasts your design + copy
Our AI tears through your site like a brutally honest designer who skipped diplomacy school.
Get your fix report (and share the shame)
Download a full PDF fix report and share your roast card on social. The shame is productive.
Simple, transparent pricing
One roast, a full dashboard, or white-label for your agency. No fluff.
PDF Roast Report
One URL, full AI roast + fix report
£9one-time
- Full AI roast of your site
- PDF fix report
- Prioritised action list
- Instant delivery
Roast Dashboard
Unlimited roasts, track improvements over time
£29/month
- Unlimited roasts
- Roast history & tracking
- Shareable roast cards
- Hall of Shame leaderboard
- Priority support
White-Label
Agency use, client reports, your branding
£149/month
- Everything in Pro
- Your own branding
- Client-ready reports
- API access
- Dedicated support
- Custom domain
Frequently asked questions
Everything you need to know before you get scorched.
Your website deserves a roasting.
Join thousands of freelancers and founders who've faced the heat — and come out with better websites.